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مُساهمة  river.singer في السبت سبتمبر 06, 2008 5:04 pm

1.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper withfire at one
end & a fool at the other

2.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test

3.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master

4.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"

6.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present

7.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such away that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece

8.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculinewill-power is
defeated by feminine water-power

9.
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage

10.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on

11.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before

12.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do notread

13.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight

14.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life


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